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Monday, 13 February 2017

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Bored From Quizzes? Here are some Jokes... Have fun

1.GIRL: HOW DO I LOOK?


BOY: tan c/sin c


GIRL:  WHAT'S THIS?


BOY: tan c/sin c
         = (sin c/ cos c)/sin c
         =1/cos c
         = sec c
2. unknown man calls his neighbor.
    man: sir, mai aap se ek sawal puchna chahta hu?
     (I want to ask you one question?)
  neighbor: tu puchiye.
                  (then ask.)
man: swakchata abhiyaan ko dyan me rakhte hue mai aap se ye sawal puchta hu ki aap ke ghar me latrine bani hai?
(Under the movement of swacch bharat aabhiyan , has latrine is made in your house?)
neighbor: ji ha bani hai.
(yes)
man: cheeee, mere ghar me to aalo , gobi bani  hai
(yukkk, in  my house today's dish is potato and cauliflower)



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